How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do scientists call it re-search when looking for something new?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him
a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

If you throw a cat out the window, is it considered kitty litter?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is
he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What would you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON. how do they make it stick to the pan?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on
the headlights?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment.
but when you transport something by ship. its
cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down
the volume on the radio?


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