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Goes to show you how denyzzz--- is politicly correct and the rest of the word must be wrong :-))

-------------- Original message from Al Karman <[log in to unmask]>: --------------


> Now Now Girls...You're Both Pretty...!
>
>
> Al Karman
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
> Of Denys Beauchemin
> Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:02 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
>
> Well, you changed it incorrectly. Frist is the Senate majority leader. He
> is NOT in the line of succession. If Bush were to resign, die (or in your
> wet dream, be impeached, convicted and then arrested, tried, convicted and
> go to jail,) Richard Cheney would be president and he could then choose his
> own vice-president who would be confirmed by the Senate, I think. If Cheney
> were unavailable for some reason, the next in line is the Speaker of the
> House, who currently is Dennis Hastert. Bill Frist is NOT in the line of
> succession.
>
> Your version makes no sense. Not surprising. :-)
>
> Denys
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
> Of J Dolliver
> Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 9:45 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
>
> -------------- Original message from Denys Beauchemin
> : --------------
>
>
> > A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the
> > pressure off him.
> >
> > A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber"
> > decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it
> asked
> > the man, "What is your IQ?"
> >
> > The man replied: "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
> > physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
> > intently and said "This is really cool."
> >
> > Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's
> > chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut,
> > "What is your IQ?"
> >
> > The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football,
> > baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really
> > cool."
> >
> > Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the
> > robot, as with the others, asked him "What is your IQ?"
> >
> > The man replied "50."
> >
> > The robot then said, "So, I understand you Republicans are really excited
> > about Frist being president while Bush is in Jail."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Denys
> >
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