My wife works at a health facility here in North Idaho and came home one
day and relayed to me the following story !!


A nurse that she works with was working out in her front yard on weekend
and had a very disturbing experience.
You see, she is allergic to bees, hornet, etc.  While she was sprucing
up her front yard she heard a buzzing sound
Coming from inside her pant leg!  In a panic she attempted to locate the
bee and smash it before it had a chance to
sting her!  
In her frustration of failed attempts she wasn't able to kill the bee;
it just kept on buzzing and she presumed it was 
getting madder!  After several failed attempts to squash the bee she was
now in shear panic mode and decided to
remove her pants, in the front yard; she was grateful she wasn't wearing
some skimpy thong or other under garment!
With the pants now remove she could still hear the buzzing and she
pinned it down to her pants pocket; she stepped
on the pants pocket in hopes of squishing the bee so she could put her
pants back on and continue her gardening. 
After stepping on the pants pocket she felt something hard, with her
foot.  Upon further examination she discovered the
buzzing sound wasn't a bee but her cell phone!!


Have a great weekend.

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