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Subject:
let's make sure he's dead
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year end humor <[log in to unmask]>
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year end humor <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Thu, 20 Dec 2001 05:19:48 -0800
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The
other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the
emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My
friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a
calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. First,
let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, then a
shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says, "OK, now what?"



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