Subject:Test

Get out the ole pencil and paper...this is a test and grading will
be at the bottom..
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How
  many months have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every
half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening, wound up my clock,
and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many
hours sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5. A farmer had 17 sheep.  All but 9 died.  How many are left?

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room
  where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, what
  would you light first?

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,
  each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes
  along. What color is the bear?

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him
  into the Ark?

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and
  stopped at Cleveland to pick up 7 more passengers and
  at Pittsburgh to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more
  and eventually arrive in Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's
  the name of the driver?


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1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2. 1 Hour. If you take a pill at 1:00, then another at 1:30, and the
last at 2:00, they will all be taken in 1 hour.
3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate
between AM and PM.
4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5. 9 live sheep.
6. The match.
7. White. If all the walls face south, the house must be on the North
  Pole.
8. 2 apples. I have 3 apples, you take 2, what do YOU have?
9. None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10. YOU are the driver.




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