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Date: | Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:34:45 -0600 |
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An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through
she leans over and says, "I just had a silent fart. What do you think I
should do?"
He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Ray Shahan
Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming:
-- WOW!!! What a Ride
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