I can't claim this as my work, author unknown (at least to me).
But I thought it might let us all go home with a smile.



When you have had  one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days,try this.
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.  When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will
not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing,
such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing
the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the
bedside table.  Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and
as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that *every
rectal thermometer madeby Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.  Now close your eyes and
say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I work where I do and that I do
NOT work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
HOPE THIS THERAPY SESSION HELPED YOU!!!!

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Terry W. Simpkins
Director ISIT
TRW Automotive Electronics
Sensors & Components
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