A biker was riding along a California highway when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific, the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
thing! s. Take a little more time and think of something that would
honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want
to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

 

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