Y2K Instructions for Blonds:

Dear Boss,
  I did what you told me, but I hope I haven't misunderstood your
instructions. To be honest, boss, none of these Y to K date problems make
any sense to me.
  At any rate, I finished converting all the months on the company computer
calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following approved
months: Januark, Februark, Mak and Julk.
  In addition, I have changed the days of the week. They are now: Sundak,
Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.
  Is this enough, or should I change any other Ys to Ks?
Sincerelk,
Blondie


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