It's Friday:

A man goes to see the Rabbi.   "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and  I have to talk to you about it." 
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" 
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." 
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, How can that be?" 
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's  poisoning me, what should I do?" 
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what.  Let  me talk to her.  I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says.  "Well, I spoke to your wife.on the  phone for three hours.  You want my advice?" 
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."


Ray Shahan

Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming:

        -- WOW!!!   What a Ride! --

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