A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.  He goes to Austin to
 claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.  The Redneck says, "I
 want my $20 million."
 The man replied, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We give you a
 million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19
 years."
 The Redneck said, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now!  I won it
 and I want it."
 Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and
 the rest during the next 19 years.
 The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my
 money!  If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then
 I want my dollar back!"

I don't think they do that in SE Pa!

Regards,

Nick