Alfredo wrote and lots of people responded to:
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>"Purple"?  This does it for me...  I worked many NIGHTS to attempt to
>provide a "Rich Corinthian" color.  Or "Deep Burgundy".  Or, to my friends,
>"The Adager Color".  But purple?  :-)
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Well, even though I know about Alfredo's NIGHTS of enhancing the color of my
office, I would have guessed purple also, but please don't tell Alfredo.

Since I am jealous of all of the other responders and have nothing clever to
add myself, I thought I would pass on a joke on a related topic.  The beauty of
this joke seems to be that women find it extremely funny and guys can't even
figure out what's funny about it.  Being a guy, I hope I tell it right, since I
don't really get it myself:

Q: Why do women where black?
A: It's slimming, neutral, goes with everything, and is stylish.

Q: Why do men where black?
A: They think it's navy blue.

Steve Cooper