Three preachers were attending a convention together with their spouses when
they became involved in an unfortunate automobile accident.  The accident
was horrendous and cost all six people their lives.  Shortly thereafter,
they were at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven.  St. Peter talked
to the first preacher and said "You really have been quite a bit more
worldly than you should have been.  You have always desired the finest
things in life; especially when it comes to food.  You were so much
concerned with this that you married this woman next to you - Cookie.
Therefore, I do not think I can allow you into heaven. "   St. Peter then
turned his attention to the second preacher and said "You too have been a
little too worldly.  You have always wanted to acquire as much money as you
could.  So much so, that you married this woman next to you - Penny".  The
third preacher, on hearing all of this, turned to his wife and said - "Come
on Fanny; Lets get out of here!!!"


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Stephen R. Daniels
MIS Manager
Park Farms
Canton, OH
330-455-0241   330-455-5820 (fax)
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