A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.   She offers him
a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.  After approx. 15
minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight 
times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady
answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them. 
 
Enjoy the season  :-) 

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