The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on
the Potomac...sailing on the pres. yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the
sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and
out into the water. Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but
Bush  waves them off, saying "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to
the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and picks it  up, then walks
back to the yacht and climbs aboard.   He hands the hat to the Pope amid
stunned silence.

The next morning, the Washington Post carries a story, with front page photos,
of the event. The banner headline is

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Wait for it....
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"Bush Can't Swim."


-Craig



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