We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five
million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put
him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two
more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in Washington, D.C. Hall
of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It
was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never
told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill
Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know
where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on
someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes,
we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

* To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, *
* etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html *