In message <33CE6457C7003A478381BCD0B584DEC5282CA4@srmoon>, "rosenblatt,
joseph" <[log in to unmask]> writes
 >Updated version of the joke:

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Mackintosh Cow

You have  a cow. Or maybe it's a dog. No-one can tell...


Microsoft Cow

You have two billion cows. However, you won't rest until you have every
cow on the planet....

Unix Cow

You have two cows. But you call them oxen.


HP Cow

You have two cows, one of which is a cash cow. You milk it for all it is
worth in order to support the other cow. Once the other cow is
self-supporting, and the milk from the cash cow is nearly exhausted, you
announce that you are putting it out to grass.

You hope that everyone will switch to the other cow, and some do, but
most strike out for pastures new. A few elect to stay with the
superannuated cow. They are the ones likely to get the cream......

:-))
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Roy Brown        'Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be
Kelmscott Ltd     useful, or believe to be beautiful'  Wm Morris

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Roy Brown        'Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be
Kelmscott Ltd     useful, or believe to be beautiful'  William Morris

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