Wisconsin Times: End Of World, see pictures in next week's issue.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: John Hurt [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 10:12 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Thursday Humor
>
> How about:
>
> Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association Journal - The Cattleman
> BEEF - All You Can Eat....Mostly Well Done
>
> Have a REALLY GREAT DAY!!!
>
> John
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> Behalf Of Denys Beauchemin
> Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 7:47 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] Thursday Humor
>
>
> You forgot:
>
> New York Times:
> World to end; Women, Children and Poor most affected.
>
> Kind regards,
>
> Denys. . .
>
> Denys Beauchemin
> HICOMP
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>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim Phillips [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 4:33 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: OT: Thursday Humor
>
> When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
>
> USA Today:
> WE'RE DEAD
>
> The Wall Street Journal:
> DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
>
> National Enquirer:
> SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD
>
> Microsoft Systems Journal:
> APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
>
> Victoria's Secret Catalog Cover:
> OUR FINAL SALE
>
> Sports Illustrated:
> GAME OVER
>
> Wired:
> THE LAST NEW THING
>
> Rolling Stone:
> THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
>
> Readers Digest:
> BYE
>
> Discover Magazine:
> HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF
> ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT
> THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
>
> TV Guide:
> DEATH AND DAMNATION:
> NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
>
> Lady's Home Journal:
> LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGMENT DAY
> WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
>
> America Online:
> SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
> TRY CALLING BACK IN 100 YEARS
>
> Inc. magazine:
> TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM
> THE APOCALYPSE
>
> Microsoft's Web Site:
> IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH
> RAPT777.EXE.
>
> IBM:
> ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE
> NOW AVAILABLE!
>
> N.Y. Post:
> WHAASSSUP ?
>
> Boston Globe:
> STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED
>
> Cuba Libre:
> BUSH BLOWS UP WORLD
>
> Arizona Republic:
> TEMPERATURES EXPECTED TO HIT
> 1016 F TODAY
>
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