Since we are on the subject......


> >A little blonde humor for you. . .
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> >
> >It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit my girl
> >friend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she
> >is, shall we say, lacking in other areas.
> >
> >Well Susie had decided her kitchen needed repainting, and instead of
> >hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. I thought she might
> >appreciate a break and brought over some cold beer and some sandwiches.
> >
> >When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen walls.
> >But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and
> >her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot
> >day. She brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the
> >instructions. I did.
> >
> >It said..."For best results, put on two coats."
> >
> >
> >
> >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> >Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
> >the wheel was knitting!
> >
> >Conceding that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
> >the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
> >"PULL OVER!"
> >
> >"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> >
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> >
> >
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Rick 'hey, don't get me wrong. I like blondes!' Clark
Senior Analyst
WW&R
Cleveland, Ohio