NOTE:  if you don't have a sense of humor, than don't read this.

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Why Men Die First

Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but
now we know: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; if you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for
her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a
boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if you have a
boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and
find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you
mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if you keep quiet it's
male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an
insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination; if she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form
and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay. If you
like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you
don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain;
if you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something;
if you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements,
you're full of yourself; if you aren't you're not ambitious. If she has a
headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Men die first because they want to.




Ray Shahan

"There is so much good in the worst of us,
and so much bad in the best of us,
that it behooves none of us
to talk about the rest of us"
                  --Robert Louis Stevenson?


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