Richard Gambrell wrote:
> Gavin Scott wrote:
> >   To: God
> > From: Saint Peter
> >   Re: Recent decline in admissions to Heaven.
> >
> > In spite of our best efforts, an increasing number of people
> > presenting at the gates of Heaven are insisting upon being allowed
> > to choose Hell instead.  They insist that Heaven is old and dull
> > and nothing "exciting" ever happens there.

> Thank you, thank you, thank you.
> This *almost* (but not quite) makes the pain last weekend worth it.
> Ol' Pete really captures the sprit of these times.

But wait, we were betrayed by Pontius Pilate of the bureaucracy!

Jeff Kell <[log in to unmask]>