>The next person who posts a message about a "company located in
>southeastern PA" looking for "Programmer Analysts for their HP 3000
>area", said company being located "Right at the foot of the Pocono
>Mountains", gets sent to El Paso in August without any sun screen.
>
>Unless it's Joe Geiser.

Heck Jim - why me?  I ain't at the foot of the Pokies -- within an hour
maybe, but definately on the coast of the Delaware River, *north* of
Philly - thanks...

BTW --- do *I* get sunscreen?  <g>  (Do I get to expense it as well?  If
not - SPF 30 or better, please :-)

Cheers,
Joe