Ok Costas, 

     You get the "hehehe" award for today!!!   

      Your humor was great :) 

     btw, unfortuanately while the Air Conditioner was house broken it really
doesn't come when called... and I really never did name the thing... hmmm...
sounds like a great in-office naming contest. hehehe

Art "I ain't no Sir!  I work for a living!" Bahrs

P.S. for those who don't recognise the tag line... I am an NCO not an officer
... we work for a living hehehe :)


>>> Costas Anastassiades <[log in to unmask]> 11/11/97 06:00pm >>>
Dear sir,

you're track record regarding postings to the HP3000-L suggest you have a
healthy sense of humor. I do hope this is true .... as I'm sending some of
mine your way :

"We lost the computer center Air Conditioner yesterday afternoon..."

-Oh no. Can you retrace your steps ? Does it respond when called by name ?
What does it look like ?

"at 5:05pm it was 83 degrees in the center ..."

-Well how about moving the box to one of the corners ? maybe it's cooler
there.

"... today I expect it could get past 90 degrees"

-No problem. Change to a Celsius thermometer. The numbers are always
lower...

On seconds thoughts, you could let it get really really hot, stand well
back and with any luck it might just turn into a SUPERnova !!

<< BIG (hopefully flame extinguishing) SMILE >>

Costas Anastassiades
Athens-Greece

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From:   Art Bahrs[SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
Sent:   *±**τ, 11 **σ*Γ±*** 1997 4:49 **
To:     [log in to unmask]
Subject:        Max Temperature?

Oh Wise and Learned Gurus of HP 3000 harware,

     What is the max sustained temperature that an HP 3000 series 957 (Nova
Box)
with 2 DTC-48 can withstand safely???

     We lost the computer center Air Conditioner yesterday afternoon... at
the
time I shut the system down at 5:05 pm it was 83 degrees in the center....
today
I expect it could get past 90 degrees?

Thanks all :)

Art "situation hopeless, but not desperate... hehehe :)" Bahrs