FAMOUS DOG QUOTES


"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs." -- Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." -- Robert Benchley

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul --
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!" -- Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -- Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with
pets." -- Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -- Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke
Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." --
Ben Williams

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look
like the dog did it." -- Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog
does." -- Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A.
Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life,
his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat
of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --
John Steinbeck

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