How about:
Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association Journal - The Cattleman
BEEF - All You Can Eat....Mostly Well Done
Have a REALLY GREAT DAY!!!
John
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From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
Behalf Of Denys Beauchemin
Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 7:47 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] Thursday Humor
You forgot:
New York Times:
World to end; Women, Children and Poor most affected.
Kind regards,
Denys. . .
Denys Beauchemin
HICOMP
(800) 323-8863 (281) 288-7438 Fax: (281) 355-6879
denys at hicomp.com www.hicomp.com
-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Phillips [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 4:33 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: OT: Thursday Humor
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer:
SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD
Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog Cover:
OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER
Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest:
BYE
Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF
ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT
THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION:
NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGMENT DAY
WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 100 YEARS
Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM
THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
IBM:
ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE
NOW AVAILABLE!
N.Y. Post:
WHAASSSUP ?
Boston Globe:
STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED
Cuba Libre:
BUSH BLOWS UP WORLD
Arizona Republic:
TEMPERATURES EXPECTED TO HIT
1016 F TODAY
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