19. Casually driving the speed limit down the freeway in the slow lane, both
hands on the wheel, soft jazz playing in the background, paying careful
attention to all of my surroundings......Me, in Oregon.
Tony "Only those people who know me will find the humor" Newton
> -----Original Message-----
> From: John Hurt [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 11:19 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
>
>
> 18. Driving a Class A motor home - pulling a Suzuki Samari,
> wearing shorts
> exposing lily white legs, steering with same while reading a
> map and holding
> a Shiner Bock, and talking on CB while also telling momma you
> would like for
> her to make you a ham and cheese sandwich, extra mayo -
> Minnesota (heading
> for Oklahoma)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> Behalf Of Wesley Setree
> Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 1:08 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
>
>
> 16 or 17. One hand on wheel, same hand holding a coffee,
> other hand holding
> a
> day planner, cradling cell phone, creaping ever so slowly along the
> interstate
> and rubber-necking to see who crashed in the opposite
> direction - ATLANTA
>
> >>> "Shahan, Ray" <[log in to unmask]> 04/09 1:32 PM >>>
> Passenger's drunken hand on wheel, driver downing another
> "Generic" brand
> beer (using the shotgun method), broken out tail light,
> plumes of choking
> blue exhaust from muffler dragging on pavement, severely
> cracked windshield,
> and alternating between shoulder of road, and slow lane...El
> Paso Texas.
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Barry Durand [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> > Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 12:26 PM
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: OT: Monday Humor
> >
> > 14. One hand on the wheel, the other holding a
> > daiquiri from the nearest drive-thru daiquiri place.
> > Tail-gating, cutting in and out of traffic without
> > using a signal: NEW ORLEANS
> >
> > 15. #10 plus boots hanging upside down between cab and
> > bed of truck: RURAL SOUTH LOUISIANA
> >
> > Yes, I am serious about the drive-thru daiquiri place!
> >
> >
> > From: Peter Osborne <[log in to unmask]>
> >
> > 13. One Hand on the wheel, One hand holding a Tim Horton's
> Coffee, Head
> > Pinching a cell against your shoulder, going 150km/h in the
> middle lane of
> > Hwy 401 while "Maniacs" zip by at 170km/h: CANADA
> >
> > On April 9, 2001 09:19 am, Jim Phillips wrote:
> > > Forwarded from a lister who wishes to remain anonymous:
> > >
> > > HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> > >
> > > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> > >
> > > 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
> > >
> > > 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting
> across all lanes
> > of
> > > traffic: NEW JERSEY
> > >
> > > 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> > accelerator:
> > > BOSTON
> > >
> > > 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> > > cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
> > >
> > > 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> quivering in
> > > terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> > >
> > > 7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon
> pie,sipping an RC,
> > > smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE
> > >
> > > 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on
> wheel, cradling
> > cell
> > > phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
> steering wheel
> > > while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> > >
> > > 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> alternating between
> > both
> > > feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
> > McDonald's
> > > bag out the window: TEXAS
> > >
> > > 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in
> rear window, beer
> > > cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
> > >
> > > 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
> above windshield,
> > > driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the
> left blinker on:
> > > FLORIDA
> > >
> > > 12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim
> Horton's coffee cup,
> > > cell phone in ear, tailgating w/accelerator to the floor
> , applying
> > > makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press,
> knocking down
> > > orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals : MICHIGAN
> > >
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