Let me preface this by saying (especially since I'm from Ohio) that I have
the utmost respect for John Glenn as an astronaut, Senator and all around
great person. Let me also say that we Ohioans will 'spoof' anybody.
I only wish I could go on the Shuttle flight too.... but I'm too young :-)


Subject: Top Ten Changes at NASA...

Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76-Year-Old John Glen's Return
to Space Aboard the Shuttle Discovery

10- All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
9- Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
8- Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
7- "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on menu.
6- One monitor specifically designated for Matlock re-runs.
5- Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
4- Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
3- Installed a new bifocal windshield.
2- Space pants now go up to armpits.
1- Left-blinker left on for entire mission.


Steve (I hope I'm in that good of condition when/if I'm 76)Weisbrod