Don't shoot the messenger, please.  It's not my stuff.

Our first Blond GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off
this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known  how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it
to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.

"Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.

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"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."


Larry A. Barnes
Systems Administrator - HP3000
Coldwater Creek Inc.

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