From a Ford pickup bumper in the parking lot of a large, herein-unnamed
aerospace manufacturer in the Pacific Northwest, circa 1992:
"The more I learn about women, the more I love my truck!"

From a T-shirt at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, circa 1967:
"Kill 'em all!  Let God sort 'em out!"

From the back of another T-shirt, specifics unknown:
"I'm on the Bomb Squad.  If you see me running, try to keep up."

Bob



"To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the
opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself." -
Sun T'zu, "The Art of War"



-> -----Original Message-----
-> From: Erik Vistica [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
-> Sent: Monday, August 07, 2000 3:14 PM
-> To: [log in to unmask]
-> Subject: Re: FW: Best Bumper Stickers of 1999
->
->
-> Seen on the back of a pickup truck (presumably a lumberjack's)
->
-> Earth First! (we'll log the other planets later)
->
->
-> "Holloway, Rich" wrote:
-> >
-> > > Best Bumper Stickers of 1999
-> > > ============================
-> > >
-> > > God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
-> > > My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
-> > > Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
-> > > I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
-> > > Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
-> > > Liberal Arts Major..Will Think for Food
-> > > If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
-> > > In Dog Years, I'm Dead
-> > > Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
-> > > If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
-> > > The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
-> > > I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
-> > > First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
-> > > Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
-> > > In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the
-> Risks You Take
-> > > Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them .
-> > > I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
-> > > You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
-> > > BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
-> > > So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
-> > > I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
-> > > BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
-> > > All men are idiots... and I married their king.
-> > > The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
-> > > I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes
-> to take what
-> > > you've got.
-> > > Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
-> > > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
-> > > Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
-> > > Hang up and drive.
-> > > I want to die peacefully in my sleep -like my grandfather...
-> > > Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-> > > God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
-> > > I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
-> > > Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
-> > > Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill
-> your drink.
-> > > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-> > > Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
-> > > Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
-> > > HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger
-> > > God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
-> > > I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
-> > > Keep honking while I reload.
-> > > Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
-> > > 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's
-> an amusement park.
-> > > Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
-> > > My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or
-> something like that.
-> > > Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
-> > > Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
-> > >
->