> Attention Earthlings, er, Experienced Programmers
>
> Employment Opportunity in Beautiful SE/PA
>
> Systems Analyst (Job #159)
>
> 1. Must be bi-pedal carbon-based life form.
> 2. Must be willing to travel great distances.
> 3. Relocation a possibility, a very great possibility.
> 3. Free medical coverage (extensive physical exam required).
> 4. 30 solar-units of vacation each year.
Aw hell, I'm gonna move --- this guy (not you, Phil :) is giving us who live
here in Beautiful SE PA a really bad name! I mean heck - Art wouldn't even
come here! If Art wouldn't come here...
OK - enough said ;)
Joe