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I received this message today and cracked-up. Hope y'all enjoy it as much.
If you are a blonde, substitute brunette or redhead--there's no offense
intended.
Valeda
Memo from a Blonde Y2K Consultant:
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest,
none of the panic surrounding this Y to K date problem makes any sense to
me. At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the
company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following
new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
and days:
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
Sundak
Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal
Department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and
twentk anyway.
Please note that have I completed my assignment before the scheduled due
date and way under budget. I have enjoyed working for you and hope you will
consider me for future projects.
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| Valeda Franklin | [log in to unmask] |
| Information Analyst | Solano Community College |
| Computer Services | Suisun City, CA 94585-3197 |
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