I received this message today and cracked-up.  Hope y'all enjoy it as much.
 If you are a blonde, substitute brunette or redhead--there's no offense
intended.
Valeda

Memo from a Blonde Y2K Consultant:

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest,
none of the panic surrounding this Y to K date problem makes any sense to
me.  At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the
company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following
new months:

        Januark
        Februark
        Mak
        Julk

and days:

        Mondak
        Tuesdak
        Wednesdak
        Thursdak
        Fridak
        Saturdak
        Sundak

Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal
Department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and
twentk anyway.

Please note that have I completed my assignment before the scheduled due
date and way under budget. I have enjoyed working for you and hope you will
consider me for future projects.


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